feat: bootstrap meta — cross-project best-practices template

Extract patterns from 18 projects across two machines (12 local infra +
6 remote personal/business via ssh survey). Ship a reusable Gitea template
with AGENTS.md, 5 Crush PreToolUse hooks, git pre-commit/pre-push, a
generalized rules engine, shared bash library, Makefile, lifecycle scripts,
and gardening loop. Includes the canonical BASELINE-PROMPT.md (13 sections)
and PATTERNS.md (standardization scorecard).

The repo self-applies: it passes its own shellcheck (zero info-level),
make fast, and all check-rules.sh checks.

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hooks/block-todos.sh

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+#!/usr/bin/env bash
+# Hook: block-todos (PreToolUse, matcher: ^todos$)
+# Bans the todos tool. WORKING.md is the ONLY task tracker in this project,
+# so the task list is version-controlled and visible in every commit.
+#
+# Why: the todos tool's state is invisible to humans reviewing git history.
+# WORKING.md is committed, diffable, and survives across sessions.
+echo "BLOCKED: The todos tool is banned in this project. Use WORKING.md for ALL task tracking — edit it, then commit." >&2
+exit 2