docs(audit): fresh fleet audit + fix stale paths across 13 perf scripts

Fresh Proxmox fleet audit (2026-07-28) with current VM placements, RAM,
CPU, and storage for all 7 reachable hosts. Written to
docs/proxmox/AUDIT-2026-07-28.md — supersedes placement data in
PROJECT.md sections 4-8.

Key audit findings:
- CRITICAL: UCS01/02 and netinfra01/02 HA pairs both still on tsys4
  storage. tsys4 failure = DNS/DHCP/NTP + LDAP/AD fully dark. These
  migrations were the #1 recommendation from the previous audit and
  have not been done.
- CRITICAL: 2 of 3 active k3s cnodes (cnode1 + cnode2) on tsys4 NFS.
  tsys4 failure = etcd quorum lost.
- 59% of running VMs still on tsys4 storage (improved from 68%).
- cnode VMIDs have changed since PROJECT.md was written (cnode1 is now
  VMID 906 on tsys9, cnode2 is VMID 705 on tsys7, etc.)

Gardening fixes:
- Removed duplicate fleet-audit.sh (check.sh + deploy-check.sh already
  exist for this purpose)
- Fixed hardcoded path /home/reachableceo/projects/perfopt in 13 perf/
  scripts to use BASH_SOURCE-derived relative paths (per AGENTS.md
  self-locating scripts convention)
- Updated STATUS.md Known Issues with the two critical findings
- Updated STATUS.md Pending with prioritized pre-k8s action items
- Registered AUDIT-2026-07-28.md in docmap.md

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perf/deploy-and-fix.sh

@@ -3,7 +3,7 @@
 set -uo pipefail
 HOST="$1"
 SSH_OPTS=(-o BatchMode=yes -o ConnectTimeout=8 -o ServerAliveInterval=10 -o StrictHostKeyChecking=accept-new)
-SCRIPT_DIR="/home/reachableceo/projects/perfopt/scripts"
+SCRIPT_DIR="$(cd "$(dirname "${BASH_SOURCE[0]}")/.." && pwd)/scripts"
 
 echo "=== Uploading fix script to $HOST ==="
 scp "${SSH_OPTS[@]}" "$SCRIPT_DIR/fix-bond-nfs.sh" "root@$HOST:/root/fix-bond-nfs.sh" >/dev/null 2>&1