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Minor: Modernise startup messages

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Mike Hearn
2017-06-01 18:34:06 +02:00
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node/src/main/kotlin/net/corda/node/Corda.kt
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@ -228,7 +228,7 @@ private fun printPluginsAndServices(node: Node) {
private fun messageOfTheDay(): Pair<String, String> { private fun messageOfTheDay(): Pair<String, String> {
val messages = arrayListOf( val messages = arrayListOf(
"The only distributed ledger that pays\nhomage to Pac Man in its logo.", "The only distributed ledger that pays\nhomage to Pac Man in its logo.",
"You know, I was a banker once ...\nbut I lost interest. ${Emoji.bagOfCash}", "You know, I was a banker\nonce ... but I lost interest. ${Emoji.bagOfCash}",
"It's not who you know, it's who you know\nknows what you know you know.", "It's not who you know, it's who you know\nknows what you know you know.",
"It runs on the JVM because QuickBasic\nis apparently not 'professional' enough.", "It runs on the JVM because QuickBasic\nis apparently not 'professional' enough.",
"\"It's OK computer, I go to sleep after\ntwenty minutes of inactivity too!\"", "\"It's OK computer, I go to sleep after\ntwenty minutes of inactivity too!\"",
@ -240,12 +240,11 @@ private fun messageOfTheDay(): Pair<String, String> {
"There was an earthquake in California,\na local bank went into de-fault.", "There was an earthquake in California,\na local bank went into de-fault.",
"I asked for insurance if the nearby\nvolcano erupted. They said I'd be covered.", "I asked for insurance if the nearby\nvolcano erupted. They said I'd be covered.",
"I had an account with a bank in the\nNorth Pole, but they froze all my assets ${Emoji.santaClaus}", "I had an account with a bank in the\nNorth Pole, but they froze all my assets ${Emoji.santaClaus}",
"Check your contracts carefully. The\nfine print is usually a clause for suspicion ${Emoji.santaClaus}", "Check your contracts carefully. The fine print\nis usually a clause for suspicion ${Emoji.santaClaus}",
"Some bankers are generous ...\nto a vault! ${Emoji.bagOfCash} ${Emoji.coolGuy}", "Some bankers are generous ...\nto a vault! ${Emoji.bagOfCash} ${Emoji.coolGuy}",
"What you can buy for a dollar these\ndays is absolute non-cents! ${Emoji.bagOfCash}", "What you can buy for a dollar these\ndays is absolute non-cents! ${Emoji.bagOfCash}",
"Old bankers never die, they just\n... pass the buck", "Old bankers never die, they\njust... pass the buck",
"My wife made me into millionaire.\nI was a multi-millionaire before we met.", "I won $3M on the lottery so I donated a quarter\nof it to charity. Now I have $2,999,999.75.",
"I won $3M on the lottery so I donated\na quarter of it to charity. Now I have $2,999,999.75.",
"There are two rules for financial success:\n1) Don't tell everything you know.", "There are two rules for financial success:\n1) Don't tell everything you know.",
"Top tip: never say \"oops\", instead\nalways say \"Ah, Interesting!\"", "Top tip: never say \"oops\", instead\nalways say \"Ah, Interesting!\"",
"Computers are useless. They can only\ngive you answers. -- Picasso" "Computers are useless. They can only\ngive you answers. -- Picasso"