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Minor: Modernise startup messages

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Mike Hearn 2017-06-01 18:34:06 +02:00
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node/src/main/kotlin/net/corda/node/Corda.kt
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@ -228,7 +228,7 @@ private fun printPluginsAndServices(node: Node) {
private fun messageOfTheDay(): Pair<String, String> {
val messages = arrayListOf(
"The only distributed ledger that pays\nhomage to Pac Man in its logo.",
"You know, I was a banker once ...\nbut I lost interest. ${Emoji.bagOfCash}",
"You know, I was a banker\nonce ... but I lost interest. ${Emoji.bagOfCash}",
"It's not who you know, it's who you know\nknows what you know you know.",
"It runs on the JVM because QuickBasic\nis apparently not 'professional' enough.",
"\"It's OK computer, I go to sleep after\ntwenty minutes of inactivity too!\"",
@ -240,12 +240,11 @@ private fun messageOfTheDay(): Pair<String, String> {
"There was an earthquake in California,\na local bank went into de-fault.",
"I asked for insurance if the nearby\nvolcano erupted. They said I'd be covered.",
"I had an account with a bank in the\nNorth Pole, but they froze all my assets ${Emoji.santaClaus}",
"Check your contracts carefully. The\nfine print is usually a clause for suspicion ${Emoji.santaClaus}",
"Check your contracts carefully. The fine print\nis usually a clause for suspicion ${Emoji.santaClaus}",
"Some bankers are generous ...\nto a vault! ${Emoji.bagOfCash} ${Emoji.coolGuy}",
"What you can buy for a dollar these\ndays is absolute non-cents! ${Emoji.bagOfCash}",
"Old bankers never die, they just\n... pass the buck",
"My wife made me into millionaire.\nI was a multi-millionaire before we met.",
"I won $3M on the lottery so I donated\na quarter of it to charity. Now I have $2,999,999.75.",
"Old bankers never die, they\njust... pass the buck",
"I won $3M on the lottery so I donated a quarter\nof it to charity. Now I have $2,999,999.75.",
"There are two rules for financial success:\n1) Don't tell everything you know.",
"Top tip: never say \"oops\", instead\nalways say \"Ah, Interesting!\"",
"Computers are useless. They can only\ngive you answers. -- Picasso"