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Minor: more banking jokes, surround legal name in quotes
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@ -127,7 +127,7 @@ fun main(args: Array<String>) {
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node.networkMapRegistrationFuture.success {
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val elapsed = (System.currentTimeMillis() - startTime) / 10 / 100.0
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printBasicNodeInfo("Node ${node.info.legalIdentity.name} started up and registered in $elapsed sec")
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printBasicNodeInfo("Node for \"${node.info.legalIdentity.name}\" started up and registered in $elapsed sec")
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if (renderBasicInfoToConsole)
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ANSIProgressObserver(node.smm)
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@ -186,7 +186,22 @@ private fun messageOfTheDay(): Pair<String, String> {
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"It runs on the JVM because QuickBasic\nis apparently not 'professional' enough.",
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"\"It's OK computer, I go to sleep after\ntwenty minutes of inactivity too!\"",
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"It's kind of like a block chain but\ncords sounded healthier than chains.",
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"Computer science and finance together.\nYou should see our crazy Christmas parties!"
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"Computer science and finance together.\nYou should see our crazy Christmas parties!",
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"I met my bank manager yesterday and asked\nto check my balance ... he pushed me over!",
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"A banker with nobody around may find\nthemselves .... a-loan! <applause>",
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"Whenever I go near my bank I get\nwithdrawal symptoms ${Emoji.coolGuy}",
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"There was an earthquake in California,\na local bank went into de-fault.",
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"I asked for insurance if the nearby\nvolcano erupted. They said I'd be covered.",
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"I had an account with a bank in the\nNorth Pole, but they froze all my assets ${Emoji.santaClaus}",
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"Check your contracts carefully. The\nfine print is usually a clause for suspicion ${Emoji.santaClaus}",
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"Some bankers are generous ...\nto a vault! ${Emoji.bagOfCash} ${Emoji.coolGuy}",
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"What you can buy for a dollar these\ndays is absolute non-cents! ${Emoji.bagOfCash}",
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"Old bankers never die, they just\n... pass the buck",
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"My wife made me into millionaire.\nI was a multi-millionaire before we met.",
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"I won $3M on the lottery so I donated\na quarter of it to charity. Now I have $2,999,999.75.",
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"There are two rules for financial success:\n1) Don't tell everything you know.",
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"Top tip: never say \"oops\", instead\nalways say \"Ah, Interesting!\"",
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"Computers are useless. They can only\ngive you answers. -- Picasso"
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)
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if (Emoji.hasEmojiTerminal)
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messages += "Kind of like a regular database but\nwith emojis, colours and ascii art. ${Emoji.coolGuy}"
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