Minor: more banking jokes, surround legal name in quotes

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Mike Hearn 2017-03-21 14:22:27 +01:00
parent 4c6548107a
commit 1243118aa9

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@ -127,7 +127,7 @@ fun main(args: Array<String>) {
node.networkMapRegistrationFuture.success {
val elapsed = (System.currentTimeMillis() - startTime) / 10 / 100.0
printBasicNodeInfo("Node ${node.info.legalIdentity.name} started up and registered in $elapsed sec")
printBasicNodeInfo("Node for \"${node.info.legalIdentity.name}\" started up and registered in $elapsed sec")
if (renderBasicInfoToConsole)
ANSIProgressObserver(node.smm)
@ -186,7 +186,22 @@ private fun messageOfTheDay(): Pair<String, String> {
"It runs on the JVM because QuickBasic\nis apparently not 'professional' enough.",
"\"It's OK computer, I go to sleep after\ntwenty minutes of inactivity too!\"",
"It's kind of like a block chain but\ncords sounded healthier than chains.",
"Computer science and finance together.\nYou should see our crazy Christmas parties!"
"Computer science and finance together.\nYou should see our crazy Christmas parties!",
"I met my bank manager yesterday and asked\nto check my balance ... he pushed me over!",
"A banker with nobody around may find\nthemselves .... a-loan! <applause>",
"Whenever I go near my bank I get\nwithdrawal symptoms ${Emoji.coolGuy}",
"There was an earthquake in California,\na local bank went into de-fault.",
"I asked for insurance if the nearby\nvolcano erupted. They said I'd be covered.",
"I had an account with a bank in the\nNorth Pole, but they froze all my assets ${Emoji.santaClaus}",
"Check your contracts carefully. The\nfine print is usually a clause for suspicion ${Emoji.santaClaus}",
"Some bankers are generous ...\nto a vault! ${Emoji.bagOfCash} ${Emoji.coolGuy}",
"What you can buy for a dollar these\ndays is absolute non-cents! ${Emoji.bagOfCash}",
"Old bankers never die, they just\n... pass the buck",
"My wife made me into millionaire.\nI was a multi-millionaire before we met.",
"I won $3M on the lottery so I donated\na quarter of it to charity. Now I have $2,999,999.75.",
"There are two rules for financial success:\n1) Don't tell everything you know.",
"Top tip: never say \"oops\", instead\nalways say \"Ah, Interesting!\"",
"Computers are useless. They can only\ngive you answers. -- Picasso"
)
if (Emoji.hasEmojiTerminal)
messages += "Kind of like a regular database but\nwith emojis, colours and ascii art. ${Emoji.coolGuy}"