diff --git a/node/src/main/kotlin/net/corda/node/Corda.kt b/node/src/main/kotlin/net/corda/node/Corda.kt index 105eaed8b8..d59c29ab2a 100644 --- a/node/src/main/kotlin/net/corda/node/Corda.kt +++ b/node/src/main/kotlin/net/corda/node/Corda.kt @@ -127,7 +127,7 @@ fun main(args: Array) { node.networkMapRegistrationFuture.success { val elapsed = (System.currentTimeMillis() - startTime) / 10 / 100.0 - printBasicNodeInfo("Node ${node.info.legalIdentity.name} started up and registered in $elapsed sec") + printBasicNodeInfo("Node for \"${node.info.legalIdentity.name}\" started up and registered in $elapsed sec") if (renderBasicInfoToConsole) ANSIProgressObserver(node.smm) @@ -186,7 +186,22 @@ private fun messageOfTheDay(): Pair { "It runs on the JVM because QuickBasic\nis apparently not 'professional' enough.", "\"It's OK computer, I go to sleep after\ntwenty minutes of inactivity too!\"", "It's kind of like a block chain but\ncords sounded healthier than chains.", - "Computer science and finance together.\nYou should see our crazy Christmas parties!" + "Computer science and finance together.\nYou should see our crazy Christmas parties!", + "I met my bank manager yesterday and asked\nto check my balance ... he pushed me over!", + "A banker with nobody around may find\nthemselves .... a-loan! ", + "Whenever I go near my bank I get\nwithdrawal symptoms ${Emoji.coolGuy}", + "There was an earthquake in California,\na local bank went into de-fault.", + "I asked for insurance if the nearby\nvolcano erupted. They said I'd be covered.", + "I had an account with a bank in the\nNorth Pole, but they froze all my assets ${Emoji.santaClaus}", + "Check your contracts carefully. The\nfine print is usually a clause for suspicion ${Emoji.santaClaus}", + "Some bankers are generous ...\nto a vault! ${Emoji.bagOfCash} ${Emoji.coolGuy}", + "What you can buy for a dollar these\ndays is absolute non-cents! ${Emoji.bagOfCash}", + "Old bankers never die, they just\n... pass the buck", + "My wife made me into millionaire.\nI was a multi-millionaire before we met.", + "I won $3M on the lottery so I donated\na quarter of it to charity. Now I have $2,999,999.75.", + "There are two rules for financial success:\n1) Don't tell everything you know.", + "Top tip: never say \"oops\", instead\nalways say \"Ah, Interesting!\"", + "Computers are useless. They can only\ngive you answers. -- Picasso" ) if (Emoji.hasEmojiTerminal) messages += "Kind of like a regular database but\nwith emojis, colours and ascii art. ${Emoji.coolGuy}"