Jo Doe - Résumé - page Jo Doe 123 Elm #456 Garbonzoville, NX 99999-9999 Phone: 555.555.5555 Email: doe@doe.doe URL: http://doe.com/~doe/ Professional Objective I really, really, really, really want a job. Employment History Senior Toilet Cleaner HM Secret Service August 1943–Present Cleaned out public lavoratories using my toothbrush. Assissted with enterprise resource planning. Junior Bedpan Cleaner Framingham Palace October 1633–October 1634 Analyzed bedpan cleanliness strategies for royal family. Learned how to make soufflés. Education BA in Renaissance Bedpan Design, February 1631. Graduated with lowest honors. Fishbaum del Schloßberg Special Skills Speak multiple European languages with no discernable accent, Able to predict earthquakes. Copyright © 2009 by Jo Doe. So there!