123 Elm #456
Garbonzoville, NX 99999-9999
Phone: 555.555.5555
Email: doe@doe.doe
URL: http://doe.com/~doe/
I really, really, really, really want a job.
Senior Toilet Cleaner
HM Secret Service
August 1943-Present
Cleaned out public lavoratories using my toothbrush. Assissted with enterprise resource planning.
Junior Bedpan Cleaner
Framingham Palace
October 1633-October 1634
Analyzed bedpan cleanliness strategies for royal family. Learned how to make soufflés.
Speak multiple European languages with no discernable accent, Able to predict earthquakes.
So there!