Jo Doe

123 Elm #456 Garbonzoville NX 99999-9999

555.555.5555 doe@doe.doe http://doe.com/~doe/

I really, really, really, really want a job. Senior Toilet Cleaner HM Secret Service August 1943 Cleaned out public lavoratories using my toothbrush. Assissted with enterprise resource planning. Junior Bedpan Cleaner Framingham Palace October 1633 October 1634 Analyzed bedpan cleanliness strategies for royal family. Learned how to make soufflés. BA Renaissance Bedpan Design February 1631 Fishbaum del Schloßberg Graduated with lowest honors. Speak multiple European languages with no discernable accent Able to predict earthquakes 2009 So there!