From 8e50b92e6d1a389c9e49e72266de96e38bbf962d Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Saifeddine ALOUI Date: Tue, 1 Apr 2025 18:24:03 +0200 Subject: [PATCH] updated --- endpoints/news/current.html | 95 ++++++++++++++++++++++--------------- 1 file changed, 57 insertions(+), 38 deletions(-) diff --git a/endpoints/news/current.html b/endpoints/news/current.html index f9280c40..110a978f 100644 --- a/endpoints/news/current.html +++ b/endpoints/news/current.html @@ -2,12 +2,14 @@
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+ 🐠 Hooked on v19.1 "Omni" (Fish Edition)! Happy April 1st! 🐠

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+ Warning: May contain traces of digital plankton. We've rebuilt LoLLMs based on quantum fluctuations, lunar cycles*, and questionable caffeine intake*. Results *will* vary. (*Sensor integration and planetary alignment permitting)

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Hyper-Dynamic Theming™

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Hyper-Dynamic Theming™

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Experience themes like 'Prankster Purple' & 'Deep Sea Debug' that adapt to... well, things. Probably. Now 75% more holographic!

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Settings Re-Imagined (?)

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Settings Re-Imagined (?)

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Explore brave new categories like "Esoteric Knobs" & "Here Be Dragons". Search now understands emotions! Try searching "feeling kinda blue".

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Prime Number Performance

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Prime Number Performance

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Optimized loops run faster when the current second is prime! Fixed bugs causing iambic pentameter & playful wiggles (mostly). Find the new easter egg!

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P.S. Enjoy the swimming companion at the top! We think it adds... character.

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Thanks for swimming along with this *very serious* update!

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Together, we're making AI interaction... well, certainly *something* different. Let's see what happens!

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